Solo-flex, micro-text, google sex, spuddle, and noob..? Well, yeah I’m an old hippy, not a total goob.
Seems everything these days, must be used constantly to retain to memory, cause I sure can’t see to app;
Memory is one thing I still facilitate in a snap, just don’t have the need to text, makes me want a nap.
Even the instructions on the instant food boxes, have shrunken in size;
I have trouble reading them, with four bi-focal-ed eyes.
My camera is smaller than my wallet, and the controls are microscopic;
If you are bored with the convo, mention Micro-Blog and I’ll quickly change the topic.
How’s the weather where you are ? Well, I can’t see the dash apps radar in my car;
Micro-Age accessories, are nice, but, as for GPS, I’ll be safer, to just navigate the stars.
Well, at least everyone else on the road will be safer, unless it happens to be during the day;
And what’s with all these extra buttons on my TV remote, I can’t see them anyway.
Speaking of which, why has the TV grown to be the size of an I-Max ?
Yet, I have to have a microscope, to find a station before I can relax.
Have a Billiard board now, sitting on my coffee table, love to shoot you game;
But, bring a Cue Stick, or wont be able, actually a tooth-pick, be about the same.
I probably owe my entire life, and my daughters first born to some internet germs;
Cause who can read the fine print, or has a year to read the terms?
Smashed a bug on my desk , or at first, it looked that way;
Only to discover it was the escape button on my lap-top trying to get away.
I realize I couldn’t post this, without the ingenious of nanotechnology;
When my fingers go from lap, to desk top, they’ll type you a Doxology.
Never thought I would live to see the day, when everything got smaller;
When I was coming up, big was the dig, and small was,well, even the smaller was taller.
Just all seems like madness, when you have to squint to pay your bills;
And heaven knows, if not for color codes, I’d be taking the wrong pills.
I know it sounds gripey, like a grumpier-old man;
But the fact is, I’m really not that old, just apparently have large hands.
This rant could go on forever, And I could really get long and tough;
But, since the world has gone Micro-Blog, I’m sure you’ve had enough.