Hotel Canuuk-I-warnedya,Eh? “For The Hook”


As Our Story Begins, we find our mild mannered Captain Bell-Hook assisting   hotel guest as they arrive at the front desk. He politely spiels to the arrivals, a congenial run down of the hotels lay-out, dinner menus, and basic orientation.

As most any day at hotel Canuukiwarned-ya, while there are  a “Few”cheerful paying customers at the desk, the usual heel-hounds  scurry about, sniffing out ways to stiff the hired help, thereby saving themselves a few dollars out of pocket change. Apparently, when some folks decide to stay in a ritzy, better than average hotel spending more on a room for a night than last months rent, they think everything else should be included in the bill.

So, as Captain Bell-Hook seemingly appears preoccupied assisting other guest, little “Chip-Off-The-Old-Skin-Flint” pulls the “make eye contact with mommie dearest” diversion, as dad makes off with the luggage cart  in attempt to save himself $3.00 bucks.

This being the oldest trick in the Gratuity Gangster Game, ole dad chuckles, thinking lil flint slips the bags unnoticed right under Captain Bell-Hook, and the entire hotel staff’s noses.

As the morning progress’s,

the same old shell-games pass numerously, erroneously believed shielded just beneath the staff’s line of vision daily, and all goes on as planned. Just another beautiful morning for the Bellmen, whom we all know would rather be at work, waiting on visiting yuppy, tight wadded transients and their families, than to be at home serving their own.

Around 10:30 A.M. while the hotel lobby thinned out a bit from the hustling crowd, the phone buzzes for service from a room on the ground floor.    Bzzzzz!!!

“Front desk, Hotel Canuukiwarned-ya, Hook speaking, how may I help you”?

A squeaky elderly female voice on the other end squelches out the words: “Young man, I need you to come and repair my microwave oven”. “Okay ma’am; What seems to be the trouble with it”“Well”.   She retorts, “If I knew that I wouldn’t need you to come and fix it”. “Now would I”?  “Ah, no ma’am, I suppose you wouldn’t”. ”I’ll be right there ma’am”.

Just as Captain Bell-Hook hangs up the phone, this little aberration appears in front of the desk, as the sound of giggles, and occasional squeak of a luggage dolly is heard down the left corridor. “Are you gentlemen doing any hiring today”? Little miss bell-booby asked. Bell-Hook, knowing this was just an apparition conjured up via the evil-spirit, ”Red-Herrinnymphus”  by another team of gratuity gluttons, left the desk manager to deal with it, and headed down the right corridor toward the old lady with the microwave issue, purposely choosing not to look left, not wanting to see the inevitable escaping caddy-cart.

As the lady shut the door after inviting Bell-Hook in to take a look at her microwave, the Hook turns and informs the lady; “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but, this is not a kitchenette room, and I will have to take your microwave back to the front desk with me”.  After years of pursuing his career as a professional service person, Bell-Hook thought he had heard every slandering stream of belligerent, belittlement’s known to man…

But, he was wrong.

As he made off down the hall with granny fiery-dart’s flash cooker, he turned to let her know she could pick it up at the desk upon checkout. Unfortunately, he turned just in time to see her fling her evil toaster towards his head with the force of a forward motioned wrecking ball, and never got the words out of his mouth before being eaten alive.

The toaster rolled down the hall end over end at  breakneck speed, before finally coming to rest at the lobby entrance, and spit the Bell-Hook out all warm and toasty.

I said the toaster spit him out all warm and toasty..

I said the toaster spit him out…

well, okay,.. maybe it didn’t spit him out after all,  which means of course, the story now must take a turn in the …

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Oh, there he is;

As Captain Bell-Hook’s assistant, “Big Bell-O-Mac”, saw what was taking place he quickly grabbed the phone to call police for obvious needed assistance, as by now little old microwave lady’s granddaughter had arrived at the scene, quite livid at Bell-Hook for taking grannies microwave. Big Bell-O-Mac had barely gotten the word; “Hello” into the phone, when the granddaughter gouged a 10 inch syringe into his leg, pumping in 800 units of green pectin, instantly turning him into a huge pile of mindless jello.

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Needless to say, this was about as much as Bell-Hook could take. Still steaming from the toaster oven, he thought better of popping-off and blowing his top all over the place. Instead, as if delivered by some unseen force, a plan to calm everyone down, and get things back on an even keel instantly came to his mind. He remembers thinking to himself; ” I  couldn’t have come up with a better plan if it were written specifically to me on the back of a Crunch Berry box”. While scooping up the plate of lime-jello, that was once his friend, and co-worker, and placing it gently into the mini-fridge behind the front desk, he tells the granddaughter of the oven smuggler she could take the microwave back up to her room.

Once the young lady left, he immediately began tracking the room numbers of all the tip- stiffing, cart stealing, appliance poaching, skin flint guest that had crossed his path since he arrived earlier that morning. He then called them all one by one, informing them it was now 11:45, and seeing as they had been such affable, gracious paying customers, the hotel was treating them to a special “Free-Lunch”  in the restaurant on the second floor.

Never being ones to miss out on a free-lunch, everyone was in the lobby, and ready to go upstairs before the clock chimed high-noon. Exuberantly giddy, in expectation of a free meal, Captain Bell-Hook had little trouble getting them all to pack into the same elevator, ready to ship off in minutes.

“Going Up”?

No sooner than the doors of the elevator closed, Hook was in and out of the phone booth, faster than a silver bullet can kill a vampire, completely transformed from the lowly, mild- mannered Bellman, everyone knew and loved, into  “Captain, You’ve Been Warned,”!!! slammed the joy stick that released the trap-door- floor of the elevator open, sending all aboard plummeting rapidly into the abyss.  A place that no one knows, not I,  not the Hook, not “Captain You’ve Been Warned”, or even the hotel establishment…No one knows where…this place is not even…

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...Okay, it's somewhere in Siberia...…Okay, it’s …somewhere in Siberia…

All seemed to be going well the rest of the afternoon, till suddenly, both front glass doors of the hotel were blown in through the lobby at the speed of light. The sudden explosive sound of shattering glass sent patrons fraying across one another, sprawling to the floor, just in time to keep from being ripped, tattered, and torn by millions of lightning speed shards of sparkling glass. To the Hook, who was now peering out from his crouched position, behind the front desk, it looked like some sort of diamonds storm- shot out from a massive cannon.  What was to come through the door next, however,was even more bone chillingly frightening to the Hook, as it was none other than Arch- Nemesis of Captain You’ve Been Warned, herself,              “Paula Deen”!!!

Hook was shaken even more upon learning from the blood curdling question the low country cook screeched, that the little old microwave lady was apparently Paula Deans granny too…

“Where’s my little microwave cooking granny y’aaaall…wut heff  y’all done withh har”? 

Looking over at the Hook, and realizing he was actually Captain “You’ve Been Warned” in a Bell Hop uniform, she screamed; “Why you yellow belly grandma hatein, non-donut eatin scandrawl you, when I git my hands own y’aaall I’m a – gonna sop you up with some maple sir-rip, and eat you alive mister”!!!

By now the news of Paula Deen’s arrival, and intentions to devour the Hook, had reached Mrs. Hook, otherwise known as “Vampire Lover”,  who spread her wings and flew in like an F-22, Stealth Raptor, in hopes to help her husband. She knew even with the assisted super powers of  “Captain You’ve Been Warned” the Hook was no match for the Krispe-Kreme-Burger-Queen by himself.

Swooping in, The Vampire Lover took hold of the Apple – butter, lard Queen , latching onto her neck, and with just one bite collapsed to the floor, an apparent victim of  instant diabetic comma.

The Hook went completely ballistic…  Reaching behind him with both arms, and swinging back around in one fluid motion, letting go of the object he’d grabbed with such a force it took out two stress bearing columns from beneath the ceiling before slamming into Deen, the Low Country Brawler Queen. Suddenly there was a massive explosion, as the entire ground floor of the hotel was coated and filled from ceiling to floor with oozing green slime. In through the holes where the two glass doors once stood, the wind blew fiercely, forming an air pocket. The green slime began to harden, as  squishy, gurgley, popping sounds came from smaller bubbles lining its walls as they burst. Suddenly, one of the smaller bubbles popped sending something flying across the hotel and slamming into the far wall which had already hardened its green slime covering into something the consistency of Super-Ball rubber. The thing shot from the bubble bounced at a high rate of speed from wall to wall, back and forth across the entire span of the hotel lobby at least 20 times like a pin- ball in a rubber room. Suddenly, sticking straight out like an arrow shot from Robin Hoods bow, it came to a vibrating stop, when it stuck into the left

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butt cheek of Paula Deen, who in turn fell across the Vampire lover with such a crushing impact that all the air came rushing out of the Vampire Lover, kick starting her breathing again.

As the slime hardened into a buoyant, bouncy, rubbery, cocoon, kids, and adults alike poured into the lobby from all directions, jumping up and down, whooping and laughing, and bouncing around like they were in some sort of a kids inflatable moon-walk castle or something.

Just then, as the Hook cleansed the remaining slime off the thing shot out of the bubble, enough to realize it was his buddy, and co-worker, Big Bell-O-Mac, Paula Deen turned and said;

“Hey, Wut wus that thang you stuck in my laft butt cheek”?

A little reluctant, Big Bell-O-Mac, shrugged, and said…“Erm, it was this 10 inch syringe that crazy niece of yours stuck me with earlier”.

“Hum”.    Deen said.  “I don’t thank I’ve felt this good in three yee-ahs, Ya’ll”.

By now the place had filled with emergency crews, paramedics, firemen, policemen, and even a doctor or two.

“Mrs. Deen, I was a guest on your show a while back”. “Here, let me have a look at you, make sure you’re okay”.  A thin, pale looking lady said.

“Oh, I’m fine Dr. Wilma “.  Deen Said. “Other than the diabeatus thang, I thank I feel better than I have in yee-ahs”. “And by the way, fancy a meetin you here.”

“Yes”. The young lady doctor said. “It is quite the coincidence”. ” Now, let me drawl a little blood from you, and see what effect that stuff  in the syringe may have had “.

“Hmm, Mrs. Deen”. The doctor said after examining the blood on a few strips of Litmus paper, and running it through a hand held meter a few times. “I don’t see any sign of your diabetes, I think you’ve been completely healed”.

“Hehehehe!!! Did Ya’ll hear thaet”? Dean exclaimed. “I’m heaaaald”!!!

“Ya’ll need to bottle that stuff up and sell it as a meeracull quewer or something, ya’ll, in fact…I’m takin a buh-ckit of it home with me and bake me some green cakes, heheheee.”

So, along that time the Hook looks up at the clock on the wall and says to Mrs. Hook. ” Well, babe…it’s quitting time. Time for the shift change. Let’s go home”.

As they strolled arm in arm toward what used to be the front door of the hotel, Hook stops in his tracks upon hearing the chime of the elevator just as it comes to a stop in the lobby. The doors open, and inside stood eight, familiar looking, dirty, half frozen, faces gazing furiously back at him. “What now”? Asked the Vampire Lover. Hook looked at his wife through eyes half glazed over from fright and surprise, and half squinted from holding back the urge of bursting out laughing and says:                                                               

                                        ….>>>”RUN”!!!>>>

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54 Comments

  1. Hi Paul, my secret confession is I’m not into Hook or vampires but I appreciate your humor very much even when replying to peoples comments and I love how you give detail, I don’t like to be left wondering because people dont want to add too much wordage, also you have a good balance, there is a time for everything.

    As a tourist in America many years ago and not knowing about tips, when the Bellhop put out his hand I shook it thanking him heartly, later when needing help again, I wondered why he took so long to come.

    Thank you for the encouragment on our Blog and I just had to add you to my Fun Award called Just kidding .. I hope you have a lot of fun sharing it.

    Christian Love Anne

      • So true Paul I dont think your clothes would look as good on me as they no doubt look on you, but if we have the mind of Christ we are going to think the same He askes us to have the same mind and focus, we are to be in Unity and that won’t be borning I assure you.

        Sorry I have not read the link you posted yet on Ron’s corner but will soon, what you said sounded very interesting… I will get back to you Paul when I do, thanks for your encouragement and I really enjoy how you put things together Christian Love Anne.

          • Well I do indeed believe Salvation is a free gift accepted by heart repentance which means turning away from evil and doing good by the empowering of the Holy Spirit which means we will show we have Salvation not just say we have.

            God tells us when we are Born again of His seed ‘there won’t be any doubt 1 John 3:1-11 (9) and we have the mind of Christ so we don’t choose to sin as well.

            Christian Love Anne

              • That is really good to hear Brother Paul, so believing that this is True with it being confirmed many times in Scripture would you share this Truth knowing you and the Scriptures would be rejected and you would be told firmly that we sin till we die even though there is no confirmation for this because for one thing it means that we don’t have freedom in Christ Jesus not to sin and we are not Born again or perfected in Love see below….

                John 8:34-36 Jesus replied, “I tell you the truth, everyone who sins is a slave to sin. Now a slave has no permanent place in the family, but a son belongs to it forever. So if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed.

                1 John 4:17-19 Herein is our Love made perfect, that we may have boldness in the day of judgment: because as He is, so are we in this world. There is no fear in Love; but perfect Love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in Love. We Love Him, because He first Loved us.

                I John 3 :1-11 ( 9 ) No one who is born of God will continue to sin, because God’s seed remains in him; he cannot go on sinning, because he has been born of God.

                So Brother Paul if they reject God’s Scriptures how else can we reach them – Christian Love Anne.

                • First of all, there should be an absolute understanding of the scriptures we use to minister to folks, although, as you have earlier stated walking it out is a much better means of preaching. I have studied the original languages of the scriptures for many years, as you may have as well,.. and there is a big difference from living in Sin, and slipping into a sin, wherefore, as 1 John 2:1 tells us, we have an advocate in Christ Jesus…Also, if we do not “Rest” in His finished works.. then God help us if we are trying to enter in through our own works. Jesus said: John 5:24Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life. To me, that says Already passed into Life…those who love Him, Rest in Him, and Know Him. Bless You

  2. Paul, I’m trying to type and laugh at the same time, which is not very effective. I only came back here to confess that I was politely ignoring the comment box–

    The comment you left over at my place suggested that you thought I’d “missed” this post.

    Well, not exactly. I did fall into a coma, reading it–and had the jello not been of the lime green variety, I probably would have sneaked a few bites (I prefer cherry). I don’t want to start us on another round of apologies for misunderstandings/potential offenses/cross words, so I’ll just take full frontal responsibility for not knowing what the chuckee-cheese the post was about.

    Which was why I wisely clicked on the other posts, where I could say nice things about your considerable talent! Love and blessings to you, brother–your Caddo sister

  3. I didn’t know we ever had any cross words etc…But, as far as your response here to this post…I guess the old adage holds true: “If you can’t say anything good, don’t say anything at all”. hehe, But, just to fill you in a bit, this “Comedy-Fiction” was written in honor of a fellow blogger friend, who loves comic super hero’s, has a wife who loves vampires, just wrote an article smearing Paula Deen, but, is a wonderful family man…who, occasionally confides in me that though he doesn’t know Jesus , (Yet ) he’s listening.

    Oh, I guess I should mention he is a Bellman at a ritzy hotel in Canada, and reads my blogs religiously. His rants can be seen here: http://youvebeenhooked.wordpress.com/ about his work, and the customers,(of whom I modeled the characters of the story from),though he has another site, I consider a “Comedic Roast” site…Bless you
    See you around your site soon,
    paul I hope you didn’t fall into a comma out of Bordon..

  4. Hi Paul! :)

    Thanks for the visit and comment! :)

    I’m grateful to have so much when so many have so little…

    The Cuprophen did its stuff so I’m fine for now! :)

    Pat is a hardy sort – I’d just freeze on impact with the water! (BRRRRR!!!! LoL!!!)

    It feels strange to have a clean grill – the food still tastes good though!!! :)

    Sorry you have a reaction to alcoholic drinks – I can drink most forms of alcohol, but I draw the line at Jim Beam, or Wild Turkey! LoL!!!

    Yeah I got Kaspersky working OK, but they’ve got me over a barrel when it comes to updates! :(

    God Bless my friend!!! :)

    Prenin.

  5. Hi Paul, we are talking about the finished work of Christ as you can see from the Scriptures I provided and there are many more. Jesus did not just die to release us from the punishment of our past sins but to set us free from the slavery of sin so we would no longer sin, see below… I do not depend on man’s wordly wisdom but God’s, I will leave you a link I also do not preach but share God’s Truth, Men are to be in Leadership Woman are their Helpmates, both a high calling and without the empowering of The Holy Spirit not possiable. Continued next post…..

    • Are you trying to point out a particular sin in my life? Or, just advocating a “Sinless Perfection” doctrine? I am well aware that we in Christ are changed from “Glory” to “Glory” into His image, as the Bible says, and I rest in His finished works…as the Author and Finisher of my faith. There are many scriptures, as you have said, that without the Holy Spirits guidance can be interpreted many different ways.The overall message of the Gospel, however, comes through loud and clear in my spirit. If we are un-able to rest secure in the root, we certainly can never produce His fruit. I hear His voice.

      Philippians 1:6

      King James Version (KJV)

      6Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ:

      • If we claim Paul we go on sinning till we die then we are saying we are not Born again of God’s seed or are we perfected in Christ Jesus which also means if we continue to sin we have not come to heart repentance or accepted the free gift of Salvation, when we are saved we will show it because as you shared it is not about us but being empowered by The Lord. We must put our evil flesh Nature to death by the Spirit as we choose to walk in His fruit. Galatians 5 this is not about weaknesses and shortcomings it is sin.

        The Cults use Sinless Perfection teaching sadly to promote works for Salvation, this is not what Freedom in Christ is all about.

        Christian Love Anne

        • Paul, Jesus Christ is our only Teacher and when we are taught by Him through the empowering of the Holy Spirit we don’t make mistakes in understanding Scripture, it is very clear because we don’t have wordly wisdom we have Gods and so we have the mind of Christ He does not make mistakes 1 Corinthians 2: 9-16

          Take Care – Christian Love Anne

          • I’m sorry, you seem to have avoided my original question. I’m not sure where you find me saying that we sin until we die. But, Jesus certainly can, and does deliver people from Glory to Glory…even from a spirit of religiosity. I can testify to this on a personal level. I’m not really into debating His word, here, on the Blog site, as if we did, line upon line precept upon precept…We would forever counter one another’s comments with scriptures taken from the same Bible. As far as the ‘Sinless Perfection Doctrine” it is indeed, according to everything the Bible and His Holy Spirit teaches, a works based attempt unto salvation. If we rest in His finished works, however, we can’t help but be perfected.

            If Paul himself, from whom Charles Finney, and other proponents of the “Sinless Perfection” doctrine base much of their belief, plainly professes he has not yet ascertained this sinless perfection, but only strives toward it, how can we claim it?

            Philippians 3:13 13Brethren, I count not myself to have apprehended: but this one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind, and reaching forth unto those things which are before,
            Bless You
            paul

            • Paul like you I do not argue on Blogs, if you want to continue seeking understanding with Freedom in Christ Jesus, I have an e-mail address and a private Blog that we can share together, both are noted in my About.

              Paul did arrive at perfection as did many in the early Church, we see in the Scriptures but it is not as the world calls being perfect it is perfection in Love which is shown in Holiness. We cannot rest in Jesus until our evil flesh has been put to death or we will continue to sin and be separated from God good and evil cannot co – exist they are not in unity.

              As I shared Salvation is a free gift and it will be shown in our lives, we cannot reject the Scriptures to confirm what we think or try and explain them away .

              1John 3:1- 11 No one who lives in Him keeps on sinning. No one who continues to sin has either seen Him or known Him. Dear children, do not let anyone lead you astray. He who does what is right is righteous, just as He is righteous.

              Being religious is keeping to man made rules in the flesh to earn Salvation Freedom in Christ Jesus is about keeping to not God’s guidelines with His empowering .

              Christian Love Anne

              • Paul did arrive at perfection as did many in the early Church, we see in the Scriptures but it is not as the world calls being perfect it is perfection in Love which is shown in Holiness. We cannot rest in Jesus until our evil flesh has been put to death or we will continue to sin and be separated from God good and evil cannot co – exist they are not in unity.

                As I shared Salvation is a free gift and it will be shown in our lives, we cannot reject the Scriptures to confirm what we think or try and explain them away .

                1John 3:1- 11 No one who lives in Him keeps on sinning. No one who continues to sin has either seen Him or known Him. Dear children, do not let anyone lead you astray. He who does what is right is righteous, just as He is righteous.

                Being religious is keeping to man made rules in the flesh to earn Salvation Freedom in Christ Jesus is about keeping to not God’s guidelines with His empowering

                Sorry typing error….. should read Freedom in Christ Jesus is keeping to God’s guidelines in His empowering which shows we have Salvation being religious is trying to do it in the flesh by following man made rules and regulations because of not understanding the Truth of the Scriptures meaning they are worldly or natural fleshy people.

                1 Corinthians 2:9-16

                Christian Love Anne

              • I am sorry you feel you can’t rest in your savior until you have made yourself pure. That’s very sad to hear. As you have said, we can’t reject the scriptures to fit into what we want to believe, and yet, “Sinless Perfection” proponents continue to ignore so much of the Bible, and fail to compare the Greek language used, to what the King James Gang, or whomever they are studying behind transliterated it to. Even at the end of Paul’s life he never claimed perfection, other than that of Christ’s perfection working in him, but that he had run a good race, fought a good fight…which of course says exactly what James says over and over… that we war against the flesh… However, I do rest in Jesus’ finished works for me, and He has given me understanding. I once believed in physical perfection, though, I could never achieve it, as I like the Pharisee’s and sadly many today was seeking understanding..as you’ve put it, without first resting in Matthew 6:33. I was as the Pharisee’s, and the part of Israel that fell on the stumbling block that was actually my only hope of Glory…the only door to salvation. Jesus Christ, who was perfect, wherein those who rest in, are “Made perfect” by His works.
                Romans 10:3
                For they being ignorant of God’s righteousness, and going about to establish their own righteousness, have not submitted themselves unto the righteousness of God.
                As I posted once before, Jesus said we are already passed from death into life, if we rest in Him, ( John 5:24 ). Paul said in (Philippians1:6), as many other scriptures, chapters and verses solidify, He who has begun a good work in you will continue to work in you till Christ comes back and we are with Him in Glory. . Paul taught this to the Colossians, whom he said “Were already reconciled by the works of Christ, ” and that they needed to rest in that reality to therefore grow closer and more Christ like..He even said in the last few verses of chapter 1: “29Whereunto I also labour, striving according to his working, (Septuagint wording = energeian, God’s energizing) which worketh in me mightily”.
                Paul Never claimed sinless perfection.
                Paul also spoke to the Philippians about the two ladies who were gossiping, back biting, and whatever else they were doing in the church, Yet…He points out that they were already saved…and they should rejoice in that reality rather than continue to cause strife and discourse among the body of Christ. I could go on and on posting scriptures that refute the whole “Sinless Perfection” belief, but, I would first ask that you address the verses that I previously posted, as well as a few that say the same things…what do you do with those chapters, and verses? Philippians 1:6, John 5:24, 1 Peter 5:10 But the God of all grace, who hath called us unto his eternal glory by Christ Jesus,
                after that ye have suffered a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle you.
                What do you do with those and the many other verses that give us perfect understanding that we must first rest in Christ’s finished works to ever produce His fruit? We are changed into the image of Christ from Glory to Glory…and we must first look to, and be satisfied in Christ and His finished works at the cross to ever hope to strive for true perfection.
                Hebrews 12:2
                Looking unto Jesus the author and finisher of our faith; who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God.

                And where does he tell us we are as we rest in Him?
                Ephesians 2:5-6
                Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved;)

                6And hath raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus:

                I’m sorry, I really can’t see a need to visit “Links” or be persuaded to go back into the bondage of a spiritual Egypt, when He has offered His understanding through His Logos, a perfect delivering Gilgal.

                I appreciate your concern, if that is indeed what drives you on this matter…But, I didn’t just wake up one day last week and decide to follow Christ, and I wont stop resting in His Works for me, nor will I stop offering blog post of testimony, and scriptures to any who may happen to read them, regardless if they have rejected scripture in their past or not, we all did at one time in our lives…if I’m not mistaken.

                Bless You in Jesus’ name, I pray we can still be friends, but, I can’t go back to the belief that kept me from resting in Christ for way too long.
                paul

      • Paul as I said to you I will not argue with you on a Blog or anytime but will reason,

        You took what I said out of contex and read into it what you wanted.

        By what you shared you do not understand about Freedom in Christ Jesus, it is not about earning your Salvation it is about knowing you have it.

        If you want to share again please use my e-mail address or the hidden Blog both you will find on my About.

        I did find it strange that you block links but leave yours on other peoples Blogs.

        Christian Love Anne

  6. 1John 3:4-10 Everyone who sins breaks the law; in fact, sin is lawlessness. But you know that He appeared so that He might take away our sins. And in Him is no sin. No one who lives in Him keeps on sinning. No one who continues to sin has either seen Him or known Him. Dear children, do not let anyone lead you astray. He who does what is right is righteous, just as He is righteous. He who does what is sinful is of the devil, because the devil has been sinning from the beginning. The reason the Son of God appeared was to destroy the devil’s work. No one who is born of God will continue to sin, because God’s seed remains in him; he cannot go on sinning, because he has been born of God. This is how we know who the Children of God are and who the children of the devil are: Anyone who does not do what is right is not a child of God; nor is anyone who does not Love his brother.

    • Paul as I said to you I will not argue with you on a Blog or anytime but will reason,

      You took what I said out of contex and read into it what you wanted.

      By what you shared you do not understand about Freedom in Christ Jesus, it is not about earning your Salvation it is about knowing you have it.

      If you want to share again please use mt e-mail address or the hidden Blog both you will find on my About.

      I did find it strange that you blick links but leave yours on other peoples Blog.

      • I don’t blick links…not sure what you mean by blick links even…I’m sorry if I offended you, but, from what you’ve just posted maybe it’s all just a matter of semantics, as I don’t see a difference in “Knowing you have it” and “Resting in it” … Though, I do find the Sinless Perfection people I have known ( in person ) to come across quite judgmental, and quite frankly tended to scare more people away from the Good News in Christ, than to plant a loving seed. I’m not sure which part you think I took out of context, but, I wasn’t really talking about what you stated as much as sharing what I am certain I was admonished from the Spirit of God through many years of study and prayer on the “Sinless Perfection” doctrine. I am not trying to be harsh, but, …you came to me…on my site professing your belief as the correct interpretation, insinuating, or rather blatantly stating that anyone who doesn’t agree with the doctrine was ill informed, and needed Holy Spirit guidance. I simply posted scriptures, and for the third time waited for you to address them, rather than to avoid, or, reject them as you put it…But, now you want me to come to a private Email chat to share, or reason? I fail to see where your type of preaching leaves any room for reasoning. You are welcome here anytime. But, don’t expect me to just take your, or anyone Else’s interpretations of the Word of God, and not post what I have learned from Him in response.
        As I recall by the way It was I who said, I don’t like debating His word here on the Blog site,..( Though it has never happened before) your persistence in purporting your belief as the Gospel Truth, seemed to appeal a response.

        Bless you
        paul

        • You Block Links Paul and yet leave yours on other peoples Blogs and even if you didn’t see my corrected comment you knew what I meant, which just makes you rude by trying to ridicule me.

          Why would I claim what I share is not Truth when I know it is, it would be a very strange thing to do and it was not my interpretation of Scripture that I shared it was confirmation of the Scriptures and if you claim I don’t have God’s wisdom you are saying you can’t and also that God lies about giving it to us when we ask for it. Also we can indeed understand the things of God without error, see the Scripture below. As for you and me it is goodbye, I have more respect from some Atheists I don’t need you trying to devalue me as a person of worth and making fun of me, I have noticed at times you do it with others too and when people do this it just shows their own feelings of insecurity .

          1 Corinthians 2 9- 16 But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that Love Him. But God hath revealed them unto us by His Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God. For what man knoweth the things of a man, save the spirit of man which is in him? even so the things of God knoweth no man, but the Spirit of God. Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the Spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God. Which things also we speak, not in the words which man’s wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with Spiritual. But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. But he that is Spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man. For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct Him? but we have the Mind of Christ.

          Anne

          • You have more respect from Atheist ? Maybe…because they too are so confused about God’s Word…they try to indoctrinate others before realizing their own insecurities. God’s Kingdom is at hand. You were the one who came to my site…saying I was confused…I never tried to devalue you…but, you promoted a false doctrine… I can’t sit back and allow that, though I did offer every opportunity for you to explain, or substantiate your belief via Holy Scripture. Maybe you should start a friendship blog, or a blog based on the words of Jacqueline Woodson…who said:

            “I write because I have questions, not because I have answers…”

            I apologize again, and ask your forgiveness if I offended you…but, I didn’t initiate this conversation…you did, and at the beginning of our correspondence, you said in more than one way that you appreciated my input…especially on other peoples site’s and comments….yet, now you say :

            “I don’t need you trying to devalue me as a person of worth and making fun of me, I have noticed at times you do it with others too and when people do this it just shows their own feelings of insecurity”.

            I am not trying to devalue you…nor do I block others “Links” I can post many comments where others have posted a link…which, you would have seen, had you read my post rather than coming here to promote your personal belief…
            Sorry, I love you in Christ…If you want a medium to spread your condemnation rhetoric…try gaining hits on a personal website…
            Bless you
            paul

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