Boring and Her Daddy Needs A Comforter Over His Big Head.
Allowed Me to Stay Up Later— to Watch Any Movie I Like.
As Long As It’s Starring Role Is Not played By Canine.
No Character Actors Named Rover, Spot or Spike.
Seems It Would Keep Them Awake At Night,
As Apparently All B – Rated Movies Do,
They Rather Prefer Felix or Morris
Even Garfield They Say will Do
So, Guess I’ll Just Head –
To Bed, As, I surely